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WWE: Wrestlemania XXX
Sports
WWE
April 6th, 2014
Release length: 3:58:00
For the previous Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View, I posted along side some good friends in a closed group that is all about wrestling. I had so much fun that I went ahead and did it for the other events that followed. This time I decided to kick it up a notch and take to the Twitterverse and do a Live Tweet session on Wrestlemania XXX, and had a blast doing it! In fact, it was so much fun, I decided to go ahead and do some more live tweets in the future, and start up a side column for this site called “LiveTwit,” where I post a transcript of all the posts during the live tweet. This might be a bit random, so if you are interested in what I have to say as I see it, or just generally want to be updated on stuff with this site, please follow Apoch’s Metal Review here!

Read from bottom to top!
(I’ll fix this later on.)

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 14m
Batista bombs Orten. Bryan takes out Batista! YES LOCK! BATISTA TAPS! OF COURSE #SUPERBRYAN WINS THE TITLE! I’m fine with that.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 15m
This is a great match, but no tension since it’s a 4 hr program, meaning they still have 5-10 more minutes in ring before a winner.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 19m
And my biggest fear is becoming a reality. #SuperBryan is here…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 19m
So Daniel Bryan gets both Batista Bombed AND an RKO, wheeled out. Orton RKOs himself on a monitor, aok to wrestle. I’m confused…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 21m
Eeeeee…… Orton landed right on a mini tv… Replay was painful to watch… And of course, I gotta pee…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 23m
Well, that was an interest little clusterfuck we had there for a minute.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 25m
AWESOMENESS RUINED BY BUFFERING!!!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 26m
HHH brought in the sledge hammer! BRYAN’S GOT IT AND TAKES HIM OUT! Pin on Batista, original ref back in, Orton breaks it! #ThisIsAwesome

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 27m
And so the interference begins, and Scott Armstrong replaces the original ref. AND BRYAN KICKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 28m
“He just randomly appears!” @WWEDanielBryan is a ninja.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 32m
“Where the hell is Bryan anyhow?” Bryan dives onto Orton and Batista from corner top rope. “THERE HE IS!!!” #PerfectCue

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 35m
I’m calling Bryan loses due to @TripleH, meanwhile Batista loses and quits. Again. Even though he said he never quits anything.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 47m
Nope. Guess not. Just a handshake. Damn. Woulda been great to see…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 48m
Are they setting up piper vs. hogan right now?!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 50m
I expected AJ Lee to win, but I’m let down Tamina didn’t even ATTEMPT to betray her! I r disappoint.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 53m
So I just noticed the similarities between Jessica Rabbit and Eva Marie. #LateToTheParty

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 58m
This Diva match shoulda happened WAY before Taker vs. Lesnar. Everyone’s too shocked to care

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 59m
Rarely does @WWE make my jaw drop in absolute shock like #EndOfAnEra just did. RIP #TheStreak

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
Yes boo, you suck, Taker! How DARE you be getting old have a family and are considering retirement! HOW DARE YOU!!!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
I’m perfectly fine with #TheStreak ending today. It was due. I just think it was lost too easily, and to a man who didn’t deserve it.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
UNLEASH THE BULLSHIT CHANTS!!!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
F5! ONE! TWO! THREE!

…everyone’s pissed.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! ONE! TWO! OF COURSE LESNAR BREAKS OUT!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
No @WWE, #BeastVsStreak is not trending. It wasn’t trending. It’s not even in the top 10 trending. And it’ll NEVER be trending. Stop it!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
Lesnar picks up the Undertake and slams him off the mat, breaking the hold, AND the Taker’s back!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
F5 TO TAKER! ONE! TWO! NOT LIKE THIS!!!

KICK OUT! Oh thank god!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
There’s a sense of dread over the Silver Dome…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
And there goes Brock Lesnar with his MMA moves that served him no use in his life time…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
Of the 22 coffins, I saw CM Punk’s, but couldn’t read the name on it. Seems obscured, but I’m being told otherwise by a few people. Just me?

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
If the Undertaker insist on having a different hair style than just long hair, the only other one I can see working is a skullet.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
VERY ominous intro for Undertaker vs. Lesnar, and even some fire. I don’t think I”ve been more excited to see a wrestling match.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
I don’t want Undertaker vs Lesnar to happen. I’ll still bet the streak lives on, but I think it ends tonight.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 1h
100% thought @WWEBrayWyatt was gonna win. Forgot he was up against Super Cena, now with match ending retracting pant zipper action!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Either the barricade was meant to break, or the look of fear on the guy behind it means @LukeHarperWWE is now dead… #Boof?

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
JBL: “Wyatt’s trying to sway the masses. I don’t think it’s gonna work!” Yeah! Especially since every1s arms are swaying to their entrance.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Wyatt vs. Cena is literally the be a star campaign. Bray the bully, Cena weaker kid. Cena snapped. Wyatt handling him like a bully. #Drama?

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Some of the tight camera shots of @WyattFamilyWWE during Cena’s intro reminded me of The Three Stooges. Loved it. NO disrespect!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Awesome live performance of @WyattFamilyWWE entrance song following sexy voodoo ritual sword play? #HellYeah

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
@WWECesaro JUST THREW @WWETheBigShow OVER THE TOP ROPE! #HolyShit!!!!!!!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Kofi Kingston’s amazing Rumble saves would be more awe-inspiring if he’d win more often… Also, @WWECesaro’s got this.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
LMFAO Bye bye, camera man! Live, everybody!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Did I seriously just see Mysterio throw HIMSELF over the top rope? Or was I seeing things?

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Yoshi was thrown out before Maddox? Mutiny! WIN PREDICTION: Big E.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
And so, the sun is settin upon the horizon, and the horns of war sound with entra… oh, they’re in the ring for the Rumble? Nevermind…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
A DOUBLE triple power bomb?! #HolyShit #Awesome #IncrediblyShortLivedMatch #ActuallyKindaLetDown @WrestleMania

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 2h
Every stance from @WWERomanReigns so far has SCREAMED @StreetFighter to me. Either way, I’m still lovin’ it.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
@WWEDanielBryan puts @TripleH away in the most shockingly unimpressive conclusion thanks to magic non-connecting kicks of paaain!!!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
@TripleH’s punch on @WWEDanielBryan on the top rope was so epic it made the @WWENetwork stream freeze for me.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
@TripleH pulling out his finest grappling and submission moves. Gotta respect his abilities, even if it makes the match plod along.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Every negative statement I make, buffering immediately follows. @WWENetwork has become sentient. #ItsListening

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Also, wtf is going @StephMcMahon going for w/ the outfit? Burlesque star, or air flight attendant? Not sure if I’m to fap or order a drink.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
You can tell when a superstar is over when immediately after a failed early pin, the ENTIRE STADIUM GOES SILENT.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
I firmly believe that 1/3 of the @Wrestlemania budget went to @TripleH’s entrance and costume.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
@TripleH’s intro was cheesier than @Manowar’s entire discography. And this is from a fan of @Manowar. Laughed my ass off.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Even living on my own, my mother never fails to call at the worst time with a laundry list. #SixthSense #FirstWorldProblems

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Product placement much, @WrestleMania?

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Somebody just lay a stunner on @TheRock’s candy ass. I’m lookin’ at you, @SteveAustinBSR…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
If @JohnCena comes out to challenge @TheRock, I’m punching a baby. I’ll have enough time too w/ ALL THE DAMN BUFFERING @WWENetwork!!!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Bothers me I don’t know what comes after 7 thanks to @WWENetwork cutting ahead to Hogan requesting a HELL YEAH from the earlier buffers…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
…And now, Numbers by Stone Cold!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Vintage Hogan screw up, Stone Cold, AND extensive buffering?! Oh @WWENetwork, you’re too good to me sometimes… #Apochs

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 3h
Silver Dome? Super Dome? Untreated concussions are a hell of a drug. @WrestleMania

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
Well, that @Wrestlemania intro was mildly racist and full of something “special”…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
Please tell me I’m not the only one harmonizing ZATARAIN’S!!! against this #WrestleMania intro…

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
HUG IT OUT!HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
I call end to real americans…. NOW!

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
Sidenote: @WWEZeb needs to bring the Looney Tunes signs back. Those made the PPV.

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
Fatal Four Way prediction: @WWEUsos They are due for another good push

Apochs Dotnet ‏@apochweiss 4h
Getting ready for @WrestleMania live tweeting. Thought Axl took out Ryback. Nope. Was standing there, like usual…